THE GREAT MULLARD MAGIC BLOG — THE WANKAS

 But first... a hi-fi joke:-  The world’s leading expert on European wasps walks into a record shop and asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”“That would be wonderful,” says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I’m terribly sorry, but I am the world’s leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don’t recognise any of those sounds. Are you sure...