THE GREAT MULLARD MAGIC BLOG — sexy valentine cucumber

Well, what a Valentine's present, the connotations are legend with this proclamation happily trotted out by the marketing gurus at a leading budget supermarket chain but apart from one potential alternative 'use' (!) for your cucumber, you might like to consider that if you go on your Valentine's date and are hoping to get lucky but have unfortunately left your chewing gum, throat spray or mints at home, you can relax if you have a cucumber with you. Not only would said cucumber be a talking point, "Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?"...