THE GREAT MULLARD MAGIC BLOG — elf and safety

Sometines we hanker for the good old days, where a fishmonger would fillet your chosen purchase instead of informing you it was too slippy to cut and was an elf and safety breach.   Or the excitement of going to a horse racing meet with a parasol and not suffering the disappointment of having it confiscated as a potential weapon which would be an elf and safety breach. Some wonder where the saying "Elf & Safety" came from.  Many say it originates from the North Pole with others claiming that a council house profiteering, semi literate, grandmother MP that plays with...