MRS MULLARD MAGIC WANTS A NEW CHRISTMAS TREE FOR 2023!

Well, our vintage plastic Christmas tree has disintegrated due to UV attack and sales have been slim this past year so however will I replace it.  I had an idea, and as I am passionate about the environment, I recycled our unplayed Barry Manilow, Val Doonican and Mrs Mills records into this fetching  vinyl themed Christmas Tree.  Greta will be proud of me and so will Uri Geller as I will try sharpening BIC disposable razors in its splendorous pyramid-ness  over the Yuletide season

Ho, ho, ho, bah- humbug, ow much, capacitors.