HOW CAN A RADIO COLLECTOR KEEP A WOMAN SATISFIED?

For many years I have wondered how to keep the three women in my life satisfied - first there is Mrs Mullard Magic, doyenne of the candlewick housecoat and curlers, then there's the Fragrant Fiona, family friend and foxy femme fatale and finally, the Dowager Duchess June  the redoubtable Mother in Law.

Alas, after 32 years of trying my hardest, I have failed with all of them.  People often wax lyrical about the simpler times of yore and I deduce it must have been so in 1955 from which time the following advert dated: -

I am sure many men have suffered from a similar predicament but help in nigh at hand and simples too - just buy Tung-Sol valves for her from Mullard Magic