34 YEARS MARRIED AND STILL I CAN'T CHOOSE THE CORRECT CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR MRS MULLARD MAGIC

Well, I'll bet you will all be sitting down top a Yuletide lunch with lots of frivolity, mince pies and sherry; me, I'll be eating a hastily microwaved Farmfoods fish pie all because Mrs Mullard Magic is displeased with her Christmas present.

I had thought long and hard about this, a new ironing board cover (no), a pack of Christmas packaged starch to treat my foundation garments (no), another classic car (definately not), perhaps a radio (even worse!!).  And THEN it came to me... a greenhouse so I got her a very special one and as I am from Yorkshire "it wor cheep!!"   Only one previous owner too.   

As Fred Dibnah once said "Do you like that....." 'cos Mrs MM doesn't.

I knew I should have gone with my instincts and bought her this instead:-